Family Guy (TV Series)

Fifteen Minutes of Shame (2000)

Mila Kunis: Meg Griffin

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Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Meg, put your bib on.

  Meg Griffin : I don't want to wear a bib.

  Lois Griffin : Meg, honey, it's very cold in here. Maybe you'd be more comfortable with your bib on.

  Peter Griffin : She means your nipples are sticking out.

• Meg Griffin : Mom!

  Chris Griffin : Hahahaha! Nipples!

  Meg Griffin : That's it! I want those cameras off!

  Chris Griffin : Fourth wall, you're breaking the fourth wall!

  Lois Griffin : Meg, you're the one that got us on TV in the first place.

  Meg Griffin : Well now, I am getting us off TV.

  [leaves angrily] 

  Meg Griffin : I quit!

• Meg Griffin : Mom! Dad! I'm home!

  [she looks at the non-Griffins] 

  Meg Griffin : Who are you?

  Tom Arnold : We're the Griffins!

  Meg Griffin : No you're not! You're Tom Arnold! And you're Fran Drescher, and you're... that fat guy from _Boogie Nights And you're the Olsen twins?

  Mary Kate Olsen : Blast! Damn you all! Victory is mine!

  Ashley Olsen : Who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry Martini around here?

  [cut to a hotel where the Griffins stayed] 

  Fran Drescher : Oh Peter, you promised me you wouldn't drink at the stag party.

  [nasally laugh] 

  Lois Griffin : Ugh, I do not sound like that. Oh, this is terrible. We're the laughing stock of the town and we lost our daughter!

• Meg Griffin : [irate after being replaced on a Griffin Family reality show]  How could you let them replace me?

  Peter Griffin : Believe me, Meg, it was better than Plan B.

  [Cut to the operating tent from M*A*S*H] 

  Peter Griffin : [Brian walks in]  Brian, put a mask on!

  Brian Griffin : I have an announcement: The plane carrying Meg Griffin was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.

  Stewie Griffin : [enters wearing a dress]  Who do I see about a Section Eight?

• Meg Griffin : Mom, you have to do something. Dad's on TV parading around in his underwear like some gross European guy!

• Meg Griffin : Umm, Mr. Quagmire, can I use your toothpaste?

  [gasps] 

  Meg Griffin : Oh my gawd, excuse me.

  Glenn Quagmire : [having sex on the counter]  Hey, no problem, Meg. You probably bought me another three minutes. Giggity, giggity giggity, giggity!