Family Guy (TV Series)

Fifteen Minutes of Shame (2000)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Fran Drescher, Erica, Loretta Brown

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Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Meg, put your bib on.

  Meg Griffin : I don't want to wear a bib.

  Lois Griffin : Meg, honey, it's very cold in here. Maybe you'd be more comfortable with your bib on.

  Peter Griffin : She means your nipples are sticking out.

• Meg Griffin : Mom!

  Chris Griffin : Hahahaha! Nipples!

  Meg Griffin : That's it! I want those cameras off!

  Chris Griffin : Fourth wall, you're breaking the fourth wall!

  Lois Griffin : Meg, you're the one that got us on TV in the first place.

  Meg Griffin : Well now, I am getting us off TV.

  [leaves angrily] 

  Meg Griffin : I quit!

• Meg Griffin : Mom! Dad! I'm home!

  [she looks at the non-Griffins] 

  Meg Griffin : Who are you?

  Tom Arnold : We're the Griffins!

  Meg Griffin : No you're not! You're Tom Arnold! And you're Fran Drescher, and you're... that fat guy from _Boogie Nights And you're the Olsen twins?

  Mary Kate Olsen : Blast! Damn you all! Victory is mine!

  Ashley Olsen : Who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry Martini around here?

  [cut to a hotel where the Griffins stayed] 

  Fran Drescher : Oh Peter, you promised me you wouldn't drink at the stag party.

  [nasally laugh] 

  Lois Griffin : Ugh, I do not sound like that. Oh, this is terrible. We're the laughing stock of the town and we lost our daughter!

• Lois Griffin : [sees TV caption about her]  Oh, go f**k yourself Diane!