Family Guy (TV Series)

Fifteen Minutes of Shame (2000)

Kevin Michael Richardson: Molten Man, Tom Arnold

Quotes 

• Meg Griffin : Mom! Dad! I'm home!

  [she looks at the non-Griffins] 

  Meg Griffin : Who are you?

  Tom Arnold : We're the Griffins!

  Meg Griffin : No you're not! You're Tom Arnold! And you're Fran Drescher, and you're... that fat guy from _Boogie Nights And you're the Olsen twins?

  Mary Kate Olsen : Blast! Damn you all! Victory is mine!

  Ashley Olsen : Who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry Martini around here?

  [cut to a hotel where the Griffins stayed] 

  Fran Drescher : Oh Peter, you promised me you wouldn't drink at the stag party.

  [nasally laugh] 

  Lois Griffin : Ugh, I do not sound like that. Oh, this is terrible. We're the laughing stock of the town and we lost our daughter!