Family Guy (TV Series)

Mr. Saturday Knight (2001)

Will Ferrell: The Black Knight

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Quotes 

• The Black Knight : [seemingly talking to Peter]  Hey, what's your fat ass doing here?

  Bruce the Performance Artist : [sitting on a large donkey]  He's my only means of conveyance. But, I suppose I do spoil him.

  The Black Knight : Clearly, you do.

• The Black Knight : You see kids your father is nothing but a fizzle!

  Peter Griffin : Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran off. He got away with it. But most people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it. Well, actually, that guy who got away with it was the only one who ever called me a fizzle. After today... only half the people who ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it.

• Black Knight : You see that kids? Your father's nothing but a fizzle!

  Peter Griffin : Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it!

  [pause] 

  Peter Griffin : Except that one guy who called me a fizzle and then he ran off, he got away with it. But most people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it!

  [pause] 

  Peter Griffin : Well actually, that guy who got away with it was the only one who ever called me a fizzle.

  [pause] 

  Peter Griffin : But after today, only half the people who've called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it!