Family Guy (TV Series)

Mr. Saturday Knight (2001)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Tom Tucker, The Chairman, Mr. Hale, Guillermo, Job Placement Counselor, Richard Nixon, Mayor McCheese, Merlin, Rabbit Doctor

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Quotes 

• Tom Tucker : The crowd has fallen deathly ill... silent... sorry.

• The Black Knight : You see kids your father is nothing but a fizzle!

  Peter Griffin : Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran off. He got away with it. But most people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it. Well, actually, that guy who got away with it was the only one who ever called me a fizzle. After today... only half the people who ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it.

• Tom Tucker : And now, here's Ollie Williams, with the BlaccuWeather Forecast. Ollie!

  Ollie Williams : IT'S GON' RAIN!

  Tom Tucker : Thanks, Ollie.

• Peter Griffin : [dressed up like female prostitute]  Looking for a good time, sweet cheeks?

  Lois Griffin : Oh, my God! Peter, get in the car!

  Peter Griffin : But it will cost you. What do you want? A Cleveland Steamer?

  Lois Griffin : I said get in the car! What's a Cleveland Steamer?

  Brian Griffin : It means that he'll...

  [gets interrupted] 

  Peter Griffin : Be cool.

• Black Knight : You see that kids? Your father's nothing but a fizzle!

  Peter Griffin : Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it!

  [pause] 

  Peter Griffin : Except that one guy who called me a fizzle and then he ran off, he got away with it. But most people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it!

  [pause] 

  Peter Griffin : Well actually, that guy who got away with it was the only one who ever called me a fizzle.

  [pause] 

  Peter Griffin : But after today, only half the people who've called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it!