Family Guy (TV Series)

Screwed the Pooch (2001)

Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson

Quotes 

• Joe Swanson : You should find some common ground with your father-in-law, Peter. Figure out what he likes and study up on it.

  Peter Griffin : Hey, that's a great idea. I'll learn how to act like a rich guy. In fact, I'm going to start right now.

  [turns to Bob Cratchit from A Christmas Carol working at his desk in the corner] 

  Peter Griffin : Cratchit! You're working through Christmas!

  Bob Cratchit : But sir, what of Tiny Tim?

  Peter Griffin : Bah! He and his ukulele shall go wanting.