Family Guy (TV Series)

Stuck Together, Torn Apart (2002)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Patty, Angie, Dora

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Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : [while changing Stewie]  And I'm just ashamed of myself that I let Peter's jealousy prevent me from rekindling an old friendship just because it was with a man.

  Brian Griffin : Yeah. Peter's not exactly the most understanding guy when it comes to you and other man. Like that time at the movies?

  [flashback] 

  Hugh Grant : [stutters]  This is... My, this is terribly awkward. But...

  [stutters] 

  Hugh Grant : I wanted to tell you something. But... I don't know. I seem to be so charmingly befuddled.

  Lois Griffin : Oh, that Hugh Grant is so handsome.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, is that how it is? Come here, you home-wrecking bastard!

  [punches the screen and tears it] 

  Chris Griffin : Don't do it, Dad! He's bigger than you!

  [back to present] 

  Brian Griffin : And when you went to that concert?

  [flashback] 

  Man : Thank you. Thank you very much. This next one is for all the ladies out there.

  [everyone cheers, but Peter walks to the stage and punches him; back to present] 

  Brian Griffin : And then, there was last Saturday night.

  [flashback] 

  Lois Griffin : Oh, look at that handsome man.

  Peter Griffin : You son of a bitch!

  [punches the mirror]