Family Guy (TV Series)

Stuck Together, Torn Apart (2002)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Hugh Grant, Concert Announcer, Skincell #1, Egg Spitter, Van Voiceover, Red Ghost, Old Man

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Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : [while changing Stewie]  And I'm just ashamed of myself that I let Peter's jealousy prevent me from rekindling an old friendship just because it was with a man.

  Brian Griffin : Yeah. Peter's not exactly the most understanding guy when it comes to you and other man. Like that time at the movies?

  [flashback] 

  Hugh Grant : [stutters]  This is... My, this is terribly awkward. But...

  [stutters] 

  Hugh Grant : I wanted to tell you something. But... I don't know. I seem to be so charmingly befuddled.

  Lois Griffin : Oh, that Hugh Grant is so handsome.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, is that how it is? Come here, you home-wrecking bastard!

  [punches the screen and tears it] 

  Chris Griffin : Don't do it, Dad! He's bigger than you!

  [back to present] 

  Brian Griffin : And when you went to that concert?

  [flashback] 

  Man : Thank you. Thank you very much. This next one is for all the ladies out there.

  [everyone cheers, but Peter walks to the stage and punches him; back to present] 

  Brian Griffin : And then, there was last Saturday night.

  [flashback] 

  Lois Griffin : Oh, look at that handsome man.

  Peter Griffin : You son of a bitch!

  [punches the mirror] 

• Peter Griffin : [Trying to hear Lois with her old boyfriend in a restourant from the policial van of Joe, turning round the knob]  Wait I got to hear more!

  Joe Swanson : Peter, the power's not supposed to go that high!

  Quagmire : [Guys hear Quagmire's thoughts]  Damn, this itches, I wonder who gave it to me, problably that skank that needed a ride in the gas station, it's the last time I do somebody a favor... Oh, they must have heard me, oh God! I can hear me...

  [starts singing, watching everywhere while Joe, Peter and Cleveland are watching him] 

• Peter Griffin : [Spying Lois from outside to the restourant with binoculars]  What the hell is Lois doing with another man?

  Quagmire : Is it possible she's a whore?

  [He looks at Peter] 

  Quagmire : Oh, know you, just on weekends to help pay for her mom's dyalipsis? As in my fantasy? Oh, you know what? Let's start over, Hi! I'm Quagmire!

  [He reaches his hand to Peter] 

• Peter Griffin : Wow, it'll be just like that show "Big Brother", only with someone watching.