- Brian Griffin: Oh that's very Christian. Believe what I say or I'll hurt you.
- Francis Griffin: Now you're getting it!
- [Peter's Dad hits Brian with a Bible]
- Peter Griffin: Please rise. Now sit on it.
- [everyone sits]
- Peter Griffin: May the Fonz be with you.
- People In Church: And also with you.
- Peter Griffin: Let us ayyy.
- People In Church: Ayyyy.
- Peter Griffin: And now a reading from the letters of Potsie to the Tuscaderos.
- Bill Lumbergh: Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and not complain about this. Oh, and if you could go ahead and sit at the kids' table, that'd be great.