Family Guy (TV Series)

To Love and Die in Dixie (2001)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Dixie Student #2

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• Barbara : I'm having a birthday party this Saturday and I'd like you to come.

  Chris : Oh, no! Somebody just peed in my pants!

• Herbert : Hey, muscly arm, why the long face?

  Chris : It's this girl. I can't talk to her. It's like girls are a different species or something.

  Herbert : Who needs them? You like Popsicles?

  Chris : Well, sure.

  Herbert : Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.

  Chris : No, thanks. I gotta get going.

  Herbert : Don't make me beg now.

  Chris : You're funny. Bye.

  Herbert : Get your fat ass back here.

• Chris Griffin : Where do you think you go when you die?

  Sam : I learned from church that if you're good you go to heaven but if you're bad, you go to a place where the dead believe they're still living and they pray for death but death won't come.

  Chris Griffin : UPN?