Family Guy (TV Series)

To Love and Die in Dixie (2001)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Tricia Takanawa, Dixie Teacher, Dixie Student #1

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Quotes 

• Machine : You have 113 new messages.

  [Phone starts to beep] 

  Lois Griffin : Oh my!

  Herbert : Uh, yeah, I was just wonderin', uh... where the newspaper boy was.

  [beep] 

  Herbert : Haven't seen the newspaper in a couple days. Wonderin' if he ever gon' come back.

  [beep] 

  Herbert : Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news.

  [beep] 

  Herbert : Where are ya?

  [beep] 

  Herbert : Ah, you're startin' to piss me off, you little piggly sumbitch. Call me.

• [the family is relocated to a small house in the South] 

  Meg Griffin : Eww, we're going to be living here?

  Lois Griffin : Now come on Meg, I bet if we fixed it up a little, it could be a piece of crap.

• Lois Griffin : [the Griffin family first enter their new dilapidated house]  Ughhh, what's that smell?

  Brian Griffin : It's either bad meat or good cheese.