Family Guy (TV Series)
To Love and Die in Dixie (2001)
Mike Henry: John Herbert
Quotes
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Machine : You have 113 new messages.
[Phone starts to beep]
Lois Griffin : Oh my!
Herbert : Uh, yeah, I was just wonderin', uh... where the newspaper boy was.
[beep]
Herbert : Haven't seen the newspaper in a couple days. Wonderin' if he ever gon' come back.
[beep]
Herbert : Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news.
[beep]
Herbert : Where are ya?
[beep]
Herbert : Ah, you're startin' to piss me off, you little piggly sumbitch. Call me.
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Herbert : Hey, muscly arm, why the long face?
Chris : It's this girl. I can't talk to her. It's like girls are a different species or something.
Herbert : Who needs them? You like Popsicles?
Chris : Well, sure.
Herbert : Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.
Chris : No, thanks. I gotta get going.
Herbert : Don't make me beg now.
Chris : You're funny. Bye.
Herbert : Get your fat ass back here.