- Harriette Winslow: [Laura finishes talking about a 1981 Fiat Spider she wants to buy] Oh, honey, that's an old car.
- Laura Winslow: Oh, I know. But she's absolutely gorgeous when she's all tanked up and her top is down.
- Carl Winslow: So is your mother.
- Laura Winslow: [Laura learned from Steve how to walk like a man] I feel like an idiot.
- Steve Urkel: Great! That's the first step to being a man!
- [Women in audience laugh and cheer wildly]
- Steve Urkel: Snookums, if you're having some sort of identity crisis, well, let's talk about it. You know, there are clinics for this, although the operation is very painful. I mean, just ask my uncle Beverly.