- Robbins: Hey everyone, Laura Winslow's date is Steve Urkel
- [prom guests gasp]
- Donna Santangelo: And get this, Urkel's tuxedo fits!
- [Prom Guests Gasp]
- Laura: [as Steve and Laura walk in, the guests gasp again] Steve, everyone gasped.
- Steve Urkel: Of course. You're so beautiful, you take their breath away.
- Laura: Is it my imagination or is your voice lower?
- Steve Urkel: I think it's because these pants are so loose!
- Maxine Johnson: Ooh Laura, you look good.
- Laura: So do you Max, guess what, Steve rented us a limo.
- Waldo: We rented us a limo station wagon. All we had to do was drop some dead guy off at the graveyard.
- Maxine Johnson: Was there a line to get your pictures taken when you guys walked in?
- Steve Urkel: No, but it was moving kinda fast. Let's trot on over there and see what develops.
- [laughs and snorts]