Family Matters (TV Series)

Marriage 101 (1990)

Telma Hopkins: Rachel Crawford

Quotes 

• Rachel Crawford : [after Harriette lets Carl go to a bachelor party]  Harriette, why'd you let him go?

  Harriette Winslow : Well what was I supposed to do, beg him to take me to dinner?

  Estelle 'Mother' Winslow : Honey, Carl is my son, and in my eyes he can do no wrong... but he's your husband, you should've *knocked* him into the middle of next week.

• Richie Crawford : [at the dinner table]  Mommy, I'm sure glad Uncle Carl is back.

  Rachel Crawford : What do you mean, back, Richie? He didn't go anywhere.

  Richie Crawford : Uh huh, Aunt Harriette said he was in the doghouse.

• Harriette Winslow : You know, when Carl and I were first married, he did all kinds of things to show how much he cared. He'd send me flowers for no reason at all, call me a dozen times a day just to say 'I love you'. But he doesn't do those things anymore.

  Rachel Crawford : Well Harriette, doesn't that make you angry?

  Harriette Winslow : No, it doesn't make me angry. It makes me scared.