Family Matters (TV Series)
Rumor Has It (1992)
Jaleel White: Steve Urkel
Quotes
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Ted : I'm sorry, Laura. Look, I know it's asking a lot, but can we wipe the slate clean; start over?
Steven Quincy Urkel : No way!
Laura Lee Winslow : I don't know, Ted.
Steven Quincy Urkel : She doesn't know, Ted!
Laura Lee Winslow : I'll have to think about it.
Steven Quincy Urkel : She has to think about it!
Laura Lee Winslow : But it'll be real hard to forgive the fact that you boosted your rep by ruining mine.
Steven Quincy Urkel : Oh, you're history, Bub.
Laura Lee Winslow : Steve, I'll handle this conversation myself, okay?
Steven Quincy Urkel : She'll handle this conversation herself, okay?
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Steven Quincy Urkel : Well, if you're not busy tomorrow night, why don't you and I rent a movie, we'll turn down the lights, and engage in a little lip-wrestling.
Laura Lee Winslow : I can't. I'm going out with Ted Curren.
Steven Quincy Urkel : Again? Buy why?
Laura Lee Winslow : Well, he's good-looking, and varsity athlete, and the most popular guy in school.
Steven Quincy Urkel : Yeah, but take all that away and what have you got?
Laura Lee Winslow : You.
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Steven Quincy Urkel : Steve, what is that smell?
Steven Quincy Urkel : It's my new Swiss cologne. It's called Eau De L'heehoo.