- Alex P. Keaton: Every time one of these ex-hippies comes prancing in from yesteryear, we gotta get out the love beads.
- Andy Keaton: Alex! Come quick! Gold closed at 415!
- [Andy returns to the living room]
- Alex P. Keaton: [to Steven and Elyse] ... Thank you for having him.
- Alex P. Keaton: Even though we haven't agreed on anything yet, I really respect your ideals. Y'know? And the fact that you respect mine. You set a good example.