Farscape (TV Series)

Crichton Kicks (2002)

Ben Browder: John Crichton

Quotes 

• [John and Aeryn in a dream of John's, talking about their child] 

  John Crichton : Maybe it's not mine at all.

  Aeryn Sun : You just won't let that rest, will you?

  John Crichton : Nah. Maybe it's got a little pony tail and a teeny, tiny goatee.

  Aeryn Sun : Maybe.

  John Crichton : Maybe there's half a metal face on it.

  Aeryn Sun : Maybe.

  John Crichton : Maybe it's a royal pain in the ass, eats all the time and farts a lot.

  Aeryn Sun : Then we'll know it's yours.

• Sikozu : Shift your gravity center, hurry.

  John Crichton : Do what?

• Chiana : What if the creature's waiting?

  John Crichton : Then piss it off.

  Chiana : How?

  John Crichton : Pretend it's me.

• Dominar Rygel XVI : I gotcha. I gotcha. I uh, uh

  [pauses] 

  Dominar Rygel XVI : tried.

  John Crichton : [shouting]  Rigel you bastard.

  Dominar Rygel XVI : I tried.

• Sikozu : They know we're here.

  John Crichton : Oh, nothing gets by you, does it?

• Elack's Pilot : We are old. We must accept our time is soon anyway. Perhaps in passing, we can serve some purpose for others.

  John Crichton : She's the mother Theresa of the uncharted Territories. No, you don't mind if we fight for you, do you?

• Dominar Rygel XVI : Why me?

  John Crichton : Severed heads, severed hands. It's a motif.