Farscape (TV Series)

Self Inflicted Wounds: Part 1 - Could'a, Would'a, Should'a (2001)

Ben Browder: John Crichton

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Quotes 

• Neeyala : We were regaining dimensionality when our ships collided and must've been subjected to a massive burst of photonic distortion. Once the phaztillon generator is repaired, we'll dose ourselves and hope your living ship doesn't interfere with the non-thermal dimensional forces.

  Aeryn Sun : Do you understand any of those words?

  John Crichton : Yeah, I watched all kinds of Star Trek, it's just the order that they're in.

• [inside John's head] 

  John Crichton : If he masters wormhole technology, what will he use it for?

  Scorpius : Faster delivery of pizzas.

• Neeyala : [about Aeryn]  She doesn't like you.

  John Crichton : Nah, it's a phase. It's part of her charm.

  Neeyala : I admit to some skepticism myself.

• John Crichton : Well, you gotta know how deep the doo-doo is, Ryg, if you're gonna dig your way out.

• John Crichton : You know me? My race?

  Jool : Sebecean. Intellectually suited to carry weapons and die marching in formation.

  John Crichton : Human. Your species and mine might be related.

  Jool : Of course they are. I have a brother who's a Stanerian Lizard.

• John Crichton : [to sleeping Jool]  Hey, Sleeping Beauty... wake up and die.

• [inside John's head] 

  Scorpius : Did you call me here... to talk you out of your guilt?

  John Crichton : No. It's just... the information amassed inside their ship...

  Scorpius : No contest! I sit here inside your feeble brain, listen to the arguments bounce off the hollow spaces, how could you not choose science above a beast of burden? You disgust me, John!

  [sits] 

  Scorpius : I long for the dumpster. Pilot and Moya are to die, John. Take the wormhole knowledge that's fallen in your lap and call it a day!