Fawlty Towers (TV Series)

The Wedding Party (1975)

Trevor Adams: Alan

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• Alan : I don't suppose you've got a couple...

  Basil Fawlty : Now, look! Just don't push your luck! I have a breaking point, you know.

  Alan : I only want some batteries.

  Basil Fawlty : I don't believe it.

  Alan : What?

  Basil Fawlty : Batteries, eh? You know something? You disgust me. I know what people like you get up to, and I think it's disgusting!

  Alan : What are you talking about? I want some batteries for my electric razor. I want to shave!

  Basil Fawlty : Oh, yes?

  Alan : Yes! I haven't shaved today. Look, see?

  Basil Fawlty : Electric razor, huh?

  Alan : Right.

  Basil Fawlty : Well, that's what I was referring to when I said it was disgusting. It is, of course, disgusting that you haven't shaved, but understandable. I mean, sometimes I don't shave either, and that's disgusting, too. So I shall have a razor sent up to your room straightaway. Thank you so much, good night.

• Alan : Do you know if there's a chemist still open?

  Basil Fawlty : I suppose you think this is funny, do you?

  Alan : Funny?

  Basil Fawlty : Ha, ha, ha.

  Alan : No, no. I really want to know.

  Basil Fawlty : Oh, do you? Well, I don't. So far as I know, all the chemists are shut. You'll just have to wait till tomorrow. Sorry. Bit of a blow, I imagine.