Firefly (TV Series)

Jaynestown (2002)

Jewel Staite: Kaylee Frye

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Quotes 

• [both drunk, Simon more than Kaylee] 

  Kaylee : You know, you are pretty funny.

  Simon : You're pretty... pretty.

• Kaylee : Come on, admit it. It's true.

  Simon : No, I won't, because it's not. I use swear-words, like anybody else.

  Kaylee : Oh really? See, I never heard you. So when is it that you do all this cussin'? After I go to bed, or...

  Simon : I swear... when it's appropriate

  Kaylee : Simon, the whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate.

• Simon : My way of being polite or however it's... well, it's the only way I have of showing you that I like you. Of showing respect.

  Kaylee : So, when we made love last night...

  Simon : When we *what*?

  Kaylee : [laughs]  You really are such an easy mark.

• Simon : Mal, I, uh, uh... No, n-n-nothing happened. There was, uh, there was - there was some drinking, but, uh - No-no, we-we certainly didn't - I would never. Not with Kaylee.

  Kaylee : What do you mean, not with me?

  Mal : Yeah, uh-huh. Where's my hero?

• Simon : [drunk]  You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attatched a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

  Kaylee : [also drunk]  Hamsters is nice.

  Simon : To Jayne! The box dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing.

• Jayne : Mmm. They call it Mudder's Milk. All the protein, vitamins and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus fifteen percent alcohol.

  Wash : It's horrific!

  Simon : Worked for the Egyptians.

  Jayne : What's that?

  Simon : The ancient Egyptians, back on Earth-That-Was. It's not so different from the ancestral form of beer they fed to the slaves who built their pyramids. Liquid bread. Kept them from starving, and knocked them out at night, so they wouldn't be inclined to insurrection.

  Kaylee : Wow, Simon. That's so... so historical.

  Jayne : [to Simon]  Tell me, Lil' Miss Big Words. You see a pyramid sittin' out there?

  Simon : ...No.

  Jayne : Neither do I. So here, let me pour you a big frosty mug of "shut-the-hell-up".

• [looking at the statue of Jayne] 

  Kaylee Frye : Everywhere I go, his eyes keep following me.

• Wash : [about Jayne's statue]  I think they really captured his essence.

  Kaylee : He looks angry.

  Wash : Yeah, that's kinda what I mean.

• [to Inara] 

  Kaylee Frye : Bye now! Have good sex!

• Mal : This here's all part of our new plan!

  [Mal walks away] 

  Kaylee : Captain, how exactly is this part of our...

  Mal : Still workin' the details.