Firefly (TV Series)

Jaynestown (2002)

Alan Tudyk: Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

Quotes 

• Wash : We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero.

• Jayne : Mmm. They call it Mudder's Milk. All the protein, vitamins and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus fifteen percent alcohol.

  Wash : It's horrific!

  Simon : Worked for the Egyptians.

  Jayne : What's that?

  Simon : The ancient Egyptians, back on Earth-That-Was. It's not so different from the ancestral form of beer they fed to the slaves who built their pyramids. Liquid bread. Kept them from starving, and knocked them out at night, so they wouldn't be inclined to insurrection.

  Kaylee : Wow, Simon. That's so... so historical.

  Jayne : [to Simon]  Tell me, Lil' Miss Big Words. You see a pyramid sittin' out there?

  Simon : ...No.

  Jayne : Neither do I. So here, let me pour you a big frosty mug of "shut-the-hell-up".

• Wash : [about Jayne's statue]  I think they really captured his essence.

  Kaylee : He looks angry.

  Wash : Yeah, that's kinda what I mean.

• Wash : We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero.

• Simon : Canton really stinks.

  Mal : That's what makes it such a great drop point. No one comes here that doesn't have to.

  Wash : I vote we do this job really, really fast.