Firefly (TV Series)

Our Mrs. Reynolds (2002)

Alan Tudyk: Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

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• Mal : I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume that I'm an evil lecherous hump.

  Zoë : Nobody's saying that, sir.

  Wash : Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly.

• Wash : We'd always hoped you two kids would get together. Who is she?

• Mal : [about Saffron]  You would've kissed her too.

  Zoë : Wash didn't.

  Mal : But she was naked and all... articulate!

  Wash : Okay! Everybody not talking about sex, in here. Everybody else, elsewhere.

• Wash : [Wash being seduced by Saffron]  I wish I was somebody else right now, somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinky.

• Zoë : She can fly this thing, why just take the shuttle?

  Wash : Maybe she likes shuttles.

  [off everyone's looks] 

  Wash : Some people juggle geese!

• Wash : [to Saffron]  Well, if it isn't the master chef. Not sleepy?

  Saffron : Am I allowed to be up here?

  Wash : Sure, why not? Not like anyone else is taking up space.

  Saffron : I've never been off-world before.

  Wash : [regarding the sky]  Beautiful, isn't it?

  Saffron : It's like a dream.

  Wash : [pointing at the stars]  Planet I'm from, couldn't see a one of 'em, pollution so thick. Sometimes I think I entered flight school just to see what the hell everyone was talking about.

• Wash : [to Mal, about his "wife"]  Did she really make fresh bao?

  [Zoë looks angrily at him] 

  Wash : Quaint!

  Zoë : Remember that sex we were planning to have *ever* again?

• Zoë : Clearly, she's out of her mind.

  Wash : She's led a sheltered life.

  Zoë : Did you see the way she grabbed that glass from you?

  Wash : Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese - goslings! They were juggled.