Firefly (TV Series)

Our Mrs. Reynolds (2002)

Morena Baccarin: Inara Serra

Quotes 

• Inara Serra : Well, yes. So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress?

  Mal : Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. 'Sides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. It's the whole... air-flow.

  Inara Serra : And you'd know that because...?

  Mal : You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.

  Inara Serra : Let's keep it that way. I withdraw the question.

• Inara : But Mal said... you - you don't approve of my work.

  Saffron : Sure'n he said that to keep you from me. I was too curious about you, ever since I saw you.

  Inara : Come to my shuttle.

  Saffron : You would... you would lie with me?

  [Alarms go off] 

  Inara : I guess we've lied enough.

  Saffron : You're good.

  Inara : You're amazing. Who are you?

  Saffron : Malcolm Reynolds' widow.

• Mal : Can I come in?

  Inara Serra : No.

  Mal : See, that's why I usually don't ask.

• Kaylee : It was your big makeout session that got us into this, sir.

  Mal : I was poisoned!

  Inara : You were drugged.

  Jayne : That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

• Mal : [In Inara's shuttle]  You're a very graceful woman, Inara.

  Inara Serra : [Confused]  Uh... thank you.

  Mal : So here's where I'm fuzzy. You got by that girl, came and found me, and somehow you happened to just trip and fall.

  Inara Serra : What do you mean?

  Mal : [Standing close, looking down into her eyes]  C'mon, Inara. How's about we don't play. You didn't just trip, did you?

  Inara Serra : [Hesitates]  ... No...

  Mal : Well, isn't that somethin'.

  [Looks smug] 

  Mal : I knew you let her kiss you.

  [Turns and walks out, leaving Inara dumbfounded] 

• Inara : [about Saffron]  She tried to seduce me too.

  Mal : Really? Did she - with - did you...?

  Inara : You don't play a player.

• Mal : Do you ever... wash your client's feet?

  Inara : [sarcastically]  It's my specialty.

• Inara Serra : I wish you hundreds of fat children.