Firefly (TV Series)

Our Mrs. Reynolds (2002)

Alex Stemkovsky: Bandit #1

Quotes 

• Bandit : [robbing a couple on a floating wagon]  You gonna give us what's due us and every damn thing else on that boat. And I think maybe you gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the misses.

  Jayne : Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.

  Mal : [in disguise in a dress and large bonnet]  How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?

  Jayne : If I could make you purtier, I would.

  Mal : [gasps]  You are not the man I met a year ago.

  [Mal and Jayne pull their guns on the unsuspecting bandits] 

  Mal : Now, think real hard. You've been birddoggin' this township a while now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear, by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.