The Flintstones (TV Series)

Alvin Brickrock Presents (1961)

Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone

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Quotes 

• Wilma Flintstone : I didn't know there was a fight scheduled.

  Barney Rubble : Are you kidding? Tonight's for the championship, oooohh it should be a real grudge boat.

  Betty Rubble : Heavyweight or lightweight?

  Barney Rubble : Both, a heavyweight vs. a lightweight.

  Wilma Flintstone : Why're you putting the chairs over there by the window? The TV set's here.

  Fred Flintstone : This is not on TV, it's a closed circuit.

  Betty Rubble : But who's fighting?

  Barney Rubble : The new neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. Brickrock.

• [after reading about Albert Bonehart] 

  Fred Flintstone : Good evening?

  Wilma Flintstone : What?

  Fred Flintstone : Good evening! Good evening!

  Wilma Flintstone : I said good night, Fred.

  Fred Flintstone : I mean Alvin Brickrock.

  Wilma Flintstone : He said good night, too.

  Fred Flintstone : B-But... Ooh... H-He borrowed my shovel!

  Wilma Flintstone : Really, Fred. He's only had the shovel 45 minutes. You're not gonna start nagging him already.

• Wilma Flintstone : It's funny how little you know about your neighbors; what really goes on behind closed doors.

  Betty Rubble : We don't even know what business he's in, and they've been living in that big old gloomy house for a whole week.

  Fred Flintstone : You never see that Brickrock guy going to work, do you think he's retired?

  Barney Rubble : No Fred, the lights are still on.

  Fred Flintstone : I mean what kind of work is he out of?

  Barney Rubble : Well did you see some of those spooky crates and boxes?

  Fred Flintstone : What do you mean spooky? What's spooky about crates and boxes?

  Barney Rubble : Shaped like coffins?

• [discussing Alvin Brickrock and his wife] 

  Wilma Flintstone : I can't imagine what a nice little man like him ever saw in a big bully like her.

  Porcupineasaurus : For those who can't brush after every meal.

  Betty Rubble : [to Wilma]  Maybe, it was love at first fight.

• Wilma Flintstone : [to Alvin Brickrock]  Do you know the Rubbles?

  Barney Rubble : Uh, we've never met, but I've admired your footwork many, many times.

  Betty Rubble : Uh, uh, we... we've been trying to drop in on your wife. Now it looks like we'll just have to meet her to say goodbye.

  Alvin Brickrock : I'm afraid that won't be possible. I had to send Agatha off ahead of me. She didn't like the idea of leaving. She fights moving.

  Barney Rubble : I'll say.