The Flintstones (TV Series)

Bowling Ballet (1962)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

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Quotes 

• Wilma Flintstone : Now, try not to hit the fence this morning. Your judgment of distance has been very bad lately.

  Fred Flintstone : Why don't you go back to bed and leave the driving to me? "Just don't hit the fence." Oh, boy. I happened to nick the fence yesterday. I'll never hear the end of it.

  [Fred drives off and accidentally crashes into the fence] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred! Are you all right?

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah, I'm all right, and I hope you're satisfied with what you've done.

  Wilma Flintstone : [rushes to Fred]  What did I do?

  Fred Flintstone : You jinxed me, that's what you did. "Don't hit the fence, don't hit the fence," you tell me.

  Wilma Flintstone : [sarcastically]  All right, Fred. I'm sorry I knocked the fence down.

  Fred Flintstone : Okay, but hereafter, watch it.

• [Fred has a cramp in one foot and comes home hopping on one leg] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred, what's the matter?

  Fred Flintstone : [sarcastically]  Nothing's the matter. I just feel like hopping on one foot.

• Wilma Flintstone : Well, sit down and eat, Fred. I'm sure you'll feel better. I fixed your favorite dish: Barbecued brontosaurus ribs.

  Fred Flintstone : No, no, I'll... I'll skip dinner. I don't feel hungry.

  Parrot : Awk! Fred Flintstone not hungry?

  [the parrot faints]