The Flintstones (TV Series)
Carry On, Nurse Fred (1963)
Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone
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Quotes
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Barney Rubble : Hey, what's up?
Fred Flintstone : What's up? Any more interference from that domineering, loudmouth female brontosaurus, and she'll be what's up. WHAM! Right into space.
Barney Rubble : Oh, Wilma's mother's back, huh?
Fred Flintstone : Of course not! I'm talking about that antiseptic refugee from the psycho ward! The nurse, Miss Frightenshale.
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Nurse Frightenshale : [after Fred sneezes] Germ spreader!
Fred Flintstone : She's back!
Nurse Frightenshale : You're right and you have a cold. Rule number 6: The baby will be quarantined from all contagious adults.
Fred Flintstone : You're right. No argument. Anything for peace and quiet.
[to Wilma]
Fred Flintstone : You and Pebbles go in your room, and I'll just lie down out here and...
[the nurse grabs Fred and carries him off]
Fred Flintstone : Hey, wait a minute!
Nurse Frightenshale : We'll just fix you up a nice corner in the garage where you and your germs can be alone.
Fred Flintstone : Put me down! I don't have any germs, and I don't want to be alone! WIIILMAAA!
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[Pebbles stops crying after Wilma gives her a bottle of milk]
Fred Flintstone : What's wrong? Why did she stop?
Wilma Flintstone : Because she's having her dinner, Fred. She was hungry.
Fred Flintstone : All that noise because she was hungry?
Wilma Flintstone : Ever hear yourself when your dinner's ten minutes late, Fred?
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Fred Flintstone : [about the nurse] Look, Wilma, I don't want to get you upset, but that woman is a nut.
Wilma Flintstone : Fred, it's just for a week. We have to have someone.
Fred Flintstone : So we've got me, don't we? I'll get a week off from work.
Wilma Flintstone : But, Fred...
Fred Flintstone : I know what you're going to say. I don't know anything about all of this, right?
Wilma Flintstone : Right.
Fred Flintstone : Has that ever stopped me from being an expert before?
Wilma Flintstone : No, Fred, and that's what I'm afraid of.
