- Betty Rubble: Hoppy, where's Bamm-Bamm?
- [pops his head out of Hoppy's pouch, which she finds funny]
- Betty Rubble: Oh, for goodness sake! Get to the table.
- Barney Rubble: [hops to the table with the baby in the pouch] Okay, you can sit there, Bamm-Bamm. But don't drop any crumbs in Hoppy's pouch.
- Betty Rubble: [upon seeing Fred dressed as Santa] Santa Claus! Am I glad to see you! I'd like a mink coat, three new dresses, some wall-to-wall furniture and...
- Fred Flintstone: Aw, cut it out, Betty. You know it's me.
- Betty Rubble: Ah, I was afraid it might be. But just in case you were Santa, I didn't want to pass up the opportunity.
- [a man walks in front of Fred's car]
- Fred Flintstone: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YA JAYWALKER!
- Barney Rubble: Uh, remember, Fred, good will to your fellow man.
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, yeah, I forgot. Merry Christmas, mac!
- Man: Aw, shut up, frog mouth!