The Flintstones (TV Series)
Deep in the Heart of Texarock (1965)
Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone, Pebbles Flintstone
Quotes
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Uncle Tex : How's the herd, Blister?
Blister : Just going to take head count, Mr. Tex.
Uncle Tex : Good. Me and the boys will join you while the ladies freshen up.
[gives Wilma a paper]
Uncle Tex : Here you are, Wilma.
Wilma Flintstone : What's this for?
Uncle Tex : Map of the house in case you get lost.
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Wilma Flintstone : Oh, there's the ocean.
Fred Flintstone : I didn't know your ranch was on the ocean, Uncle Tex.
Uncle Tex : You got it twisted, boy. The ocean's on my ranch.
[laughs]
Uncle Tex : But we just use it for a little ol' swimming pool.
Barney Rubble : Real nice, Uncle Tex, but I'd sure hate to have to clean it.
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Wilma Flintstone : Fred, shouldn't we be checking in? We'll miss the plane.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, don't worry, Wilma. I know this airline. They never leave on time.
Woman : [over loudspeaker] Last call for Texarock. Flight number 7 leaving on time... smart aleck!
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[the Flintstones and Rubbles receive a large crate from Texarock]
Fred Flintstone : Texarock? Why, it must be from dear old Uncle Tex. He sent our reward.
Wilma Flintstone : It looks like a piano.
Betty Rubble : Or a combination washer and color TV.
Fred Flintstone : Good old Uncle Tex. I knew he'd come through a winner.
[Fred opens the crate and Carmen the cowasaurus comes out, kissing him]
Fred Flintstone : Carmen? Oh, no!
Barney Rubble : Hey, what are we gonna do with her, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : I'll tell you what we're doing! We're shipping her straight back to Texarock!
[Fred closes the crate back up, but Carmen angrily bursts back out, ready to charge]
Fred Flintstone : Carmen. Carmen, back in the crate!
[Carmen chases Fred outside]
Fred Flintstone : Help! Help! Somebody, do something!
Barney Rubble : Don't worry, Fred! She'll tire herself out by tonight!
Wilma Flintstone : Just goes to show you, Betty, there's nothing worse than a spurned female.