The Flintstones (TV Series)

Disorder in the Court (1965)

Daws Butler: Detective Shale, Defense Attorney, Bailiff

Quotes 

• Defense Attorney : You've heard the prosecution tell a lot of lies about my client. Now it's my turn. I would like to call a character witness. The defendant's mother, Mrs. Quartzstone.

  Fred Flintstone : What a sweet little old mother the Mangler's got, huh, Barney?

  Barney Rubble : Yeah. How could she ever get mixed up with a son like that?

  Mrs. Quartzstone : Hiya, Sonny.

  The Mangler : Hiya, Ma. How's Papa?

  Mrs. Quartzstone : Oh, fine. Just fine. He'll be out in two years.

• Defense Attorney : Now, finally, ladies and gentlemen, I want to ask you to look at my client. Does he look like a stickup man to you? Look at those eyes. Look at that face. Is that the face of a stickup man?

  [except for Fred, all of the jury members raise up their arms and hands as if they were being held up] 

  Defense Attorney : Uh, your honor, the, uh, defense rests.