The Flintstones (TV Series)

Disorder in the Court (1965)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

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Quotes 

• Defense Attorney : You've heard the prosecution tell a lot of lies about my client. Now it's my turn. I would like to call a character witness. The defendant's mother, Mrs. Quartzstone.

  Fred Flintstone : What a sweet little old mother the Mangler's got, huh, Barney?

  Barney Rubble : Yeah. How could she ever get mixed up with a son like that?

  Mrs. Quartzstone : Hiya, Sonny.

  The Mangler : Hiya, Ma. How's Papa?

  Mrs. Quartzstone : Oh, fine. Just fine. He'll be out in two years.

• Fred Flintstone : [while pretending to be ill]  Good morning, Judge. I hope you're feeling better than me. I've been feeling awful lately. I think maybe I've got a sore throat. Look. Ahh.

  [opens his mouth wide] 

  Judge : You got a big mouth. Take two headache pills and sit over there in the jury box.