The Flintstones (TV Series)
Divided We Sail (1962)
Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone
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Quotes
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Wilma Flintstone : I see it, but I don't believe it.
Betty Rubble : It's true. We hit another houseboat.
[a policeman arrives]
Police Officer : Okay, what happened?
Fred Flintstone : That landlubber tried to make a starboard turn without sticking his hand out.
Driver : Don't call me a landlubber, you landlubber. I've been a sailor for over three weeks.
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Betty Rubble : Oh, Wilma, it would be nice if you could get on the program. What do you think Fred will say when you tell him you're gonna use his ticket?
Wilma Flintstone : He'll say, uh, ''Are you out of your mind?''
[later]
Fred Flintstone : Are you out of your mind?
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Barney Rubble : Now hear this. Now hear this. The good ship Nausea is now officially afloat.
Wilma Flintstone : Where are we going, Captain?
Fred Flintstone : Hold it! Hold it! He's not the only captain around here!
Wilma Flintstone : Oh, Fred, you're not gonna start that again.
Fred Flintstone : And why not? It was my ticket, wasn't it?
Barney Rubble : We're sailing south. The captain has spoken.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, yeah? Take a look at this.
[puts on a hat that says ''Captain'']
Fred Flintstone : What does it say?
Barney Rubble : Let's see. ''Made in Japan.''
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Fred Flintstone : Okay, you landlubbers, let's shove off.
Wilma Flintstone : I keep thinking I've forgotten something.
Betty Rubble : You know, I used to forget things on trips until I started making a list of everything I wanted to remember.
Wilma Flintstone : Does it work?
Betty Rubble : I don't know. I always leave the list behind.
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[a sea monster, while pulling on the boat's anchor, is swimming rapidly, taking the Flintstones and Rubbles with it]
Wilma Flintstone : Oh! It's a sea monster! Oh, what can we do?
Fred Flintstone : Beats me. The operating instructions don't cover anything that happens over 20 knots, we're going 60!