The Flintstones (TV Series)

Divided We Sail (1962)

Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone

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Quotes 

• Wilma Flintstone : I see it, but I don't believe it.

  Betty Rubble : It's true. We hit another houseboat.

  [a policeman arrives] 

  Police Officer : Okay, what happened?

  Fred Flintstone : That landlubber tried to make a starboard turn without sticking his hand out.

  Driver : Don't call me a landlubber, you landlubber. I've been a sailor for over three weeks.

• Betty Rubble : Oh, Wilma, it would be nice if you could get on the program. What do you think Fred will say when you tell him you're gonna use his ticket?

  Wilma Flintstone : He'll say, uh, ''Are you out of your mind?''

  [later] 

  Fred Flintstone : Are you out of your mind?

• Barney Rubble : Now hear this. Now hear this. The good ship Nausea is now officially afloat.

  Wilma Flintstone : Where are we going, Captain?

  Fred Flintstone : Hold it! Hold it! He's not the only captain around here!

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, Fred, you're not gonna start that again.

  Fred Flintstone : And why not? It was my ticket, wasn't it?

  Barney Rubble : We're sailing south. The captain has spoken.

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, yeah? Take a look at this.

  [puts on a hat that says ''Captain''] 

  Fred Flintstone : What does it say?

  Barney Rubble : Let's see. ''Made in Japan.''

• [Wilma and Betty wait on a life raft while Fred and Barney argue underwater] 

  Betty Rubble : I wonder how long they can stay down there.

  Wilma Flintstone : I don't know about Barney, but Fred's so full of hot air, we may as well settle down for a long, long wait.

• Fred Flintstone : Okay, you landlubbers, let's shove off.

  Wilma Flintstone : I keep thinking I've forgotten something.

  Betty Rubble : You know, I used to forget things on trips until I started making a list of everything I wanted to remember.

  Wilma Flintstone : Does it work?

  Betty Rubble : I don't know. I always leave the list behind.

• [a sea monster, while pulling on the boat's anchor, is swimming rapidly, taking the Flintstones and Rubbles with it] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh! It's a sea monster! Oh, what can we do?

  Fred Flintstone : Beats me. The operating instructions don't cover anything that happens over 20 knots, we're going 60!