- Wilma Flintstone: I see it, but I don't believe it.
- Betty Rubble: It's true. We hit another houseboat.
- [a policeman arrives]
- Police Officer: Okay, what happened?
- Fred Flintstone: That landlubber tried to make a starboard turn without sticking his hand out.
- Driver: Don't call me a landlubber, you landlubber. I've been a sailor for over three weeks.
- Betty Rubble: Oh, Wilma, it would be nice if you could get on the program. What do you think Fred will say when you tell him you're gonna use his ticket?
- Wilma Flintstone: He'll say, uh, ''Are you out of your mind?''
- [later]
- Fred Flintstone: Are you out of your mind?
- Barney Rubble: Now hear this. Now hear this. The good ship Nausea is now officially afloat.
- Wilma Flintstone: Where are we going, Captain?
- Fred Flintstone: Hold it! Hold it! He's not the only captain around here!
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, Fred, you're not gonna start that again.
- Fred Flintstone: And why not? It was my ticket, wasn't it?
- Barney Rubble: We're sailing south. The captain has spoken.
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, yeah? Take a look at this.
- [puts on a hat that says ''Captain'']
- Fred Flintstone: What does it say?
- Barney Rubble: Let's see. ''Made in Japan.''
- [Wilma and Betty wait on a life raft while Fred and Barney argue underwater]
- Betty Rubble: I wonder how long they can stay down there.
- Wilma Flintstone: I don't know about Barney, but Fred's so full of hot air, we may as well settle down for a long, long wait.
- Fred Flintstone: Okay, you landlubbers, let's shove off.
- Wilma Flintstone: I keep thinking I've forgotten something.
- Betty Rubble: You know, I used to forget things on trips until I started making a list of everything I wanted to remember.
- Wilma Flintstone: Does it work?
- Betty Rubble: I don't know. I always leave the list behind.
- Barney Rubble: If you're queasy... Sailing on the wave... Just open your mouth... Shout, "Terra Firma Shave!"
- [a sea monster, while pulling on the boat's anchor, is swimming rapidly, taking the Flintstones and Rubbles with it]
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh! It's a sea monster! Oh, what can we do?
- Fred Flintstone: Beats me. The operating instructions don't cover anything that happens over 20 knots, we're going 60!