The Flintstones (TV Series)

Dr. Sinister (1964)

Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Dr. Sinister

Quotes 

• Thug : Hey, Dr. Sinister, what do we do with this guy?

  Dr. Sinister : What else? Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Throw him in the bottomless pit.

  Man : The pit? No, no, not the pit!

  Thug : [opens a door]  Let's go, Sam.

  [the strongest thug tosses the captive man into the room] 

  Man : Not the pit! Ahhhhhh!

  Fred Flintstone : Uh... wh-wh-wh-who-who was that?

  Dr. Sinister : Oh, nobody important. Just one of my EX-partners.

• Barney Rubble : Your judo chops were great, Fred!

  Fred Flintstone : [laughing]  Yeah, I'm just a chip off the old chop, huh?

• [repeated line] 

  Fred Flintstone : Barney and I were on our way to the supermarket to get some brontosaurus burgers...

  Barney Rubble : ...and some buns.

• [after seeing a man beaten up and pulled into a car] 

  Barney Rubble : Gee, did you see that, Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah. You suppose they were just giving him a lift?

  Barney Rubble : I don't know, but if it was me, I'd rather walk.

• [Fred answers a knock on the door] 

  Fred Flintstone : Yes?

  Madame Yes : Good evening. I wonder if you can help me. My car has a flat tire and if you can just...

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, no! Madame Yes!

  [slams the door] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred!

  [Fred immediately starts nailing heavy wood on the door] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred, where are your manners? That poor woman is in trouble.

  Barney Rubble : [joins Fred]  Leave him alone, Wilma! He knows what he's doing!

• [Fred and Barney have just been kidnapped] 

  Barney Rubble : Hey, Fred, I'm really disappointed. I thought they served champagne on these flights.

  Fred Flintstone : Barney, how can you joke at a time like this? We've been dive-bombed, beaten up, kidnapped, and right now we're over the middle of some ocean, and may never see our loved ones again.

  Barney Rubble : Hey, you know, Fred, that's your trouble. You always look at the dark side of things.

  Fred Flintstone : RUBBLE, YOU'RE A NUBBLE... A NUMBSKULL!

• Madame Yes : Aha, good-lookings, you have found me.

  Fred Flintstone : Uh-oh, Barney, it's that dame again.

  Barney Rubble : [pounding on the door]  Help! Dr. Sinister! Save us! Help!

• Dr. Sinister : You're about to get a demonstration of what happens to people who cross Dr. Sinister.

  Fred Flintstone : Look, for the last time, we were just going to the store to pick up some...

  Dr. Sinister : Quiet, fool! Listen to this rock.

  [drops a rock into the pit] 

  Fred Flintstone : I don't hear anything.

  Barney Rubble : Me neither.

  Dr. Sinister : That's just it. You never hear anything. It's bottomless!

  Fred Flintstone : Bottomless? You mean we just keep falling?

  Dr. Sinister : That's right. Forever and ever and ever!