The Flintstones (TV Series)

Droop Along Flintstone (1961)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : Boy, the Grand Canyon. That's one of nature's wonders. Let's take a look.

  [Later, the Flintstones and Rubbles are looking down at the Grand Canyon] 

  Wilma Flintstone : So, that's the Grand Canyon, huh?

  Fred Flintstone : That's it.

  [the Grand Canyon is shown to be a tiny stream with very little water flowing] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Huh. Well, doesn't look like much to me.

  Fred Flintstone : Not now, but they expect it to be a big thing someday.

• Fred Flintstone : And this is my darling wife, Wilma.

  Tumbleweed : She's a cute little heifer, Fred.

  Wilma Flintstone : [chuckles]  Uh, "Heifer?"

• Tumbleweed : I demand to see the manager!

  Betty Rubble : Tumbleweed won't get anywhere with the manager.

  Wilma Flintstone : No. They're real strict about being dressed right.

  Fred Flintstone : Hey, here comes Cousin Tumbleweed back with some guy.

  Manager : [Talking to the Maitre d']  Emil, show the new owner to the best table.

  Fred Flintstone : Hey, how about that? He bought the place

  Marylou Jim : Sure! He usually does!

  Tumbleweed : [Talking to the Maitre d']  You, dude, you're fired! We'll find our own table. Come on, you cowpokes, let's eat.

  Marylou Jim : Ya-hoo!