The Flintstones (TV Series)

Flintstone and the Lion (1964)

Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone, Pebbles Flintstone, Edie

Quotes 

• Wilma Flintstone : Say, shouldn't Fred and Barney be home from their fishing trip by now?

  Betty Rubble : Oh, you know how it is. They probably were held up at the fish market on the way home.

• Fred Flintstone : Oh, hiya, Wilma. I got rid of the lion.

  Wilma Flintstone : Uh-huh.

  Fred Flintstone : He's gone forever.

  Wilma Flintstone : He is, huh?

  Fred Flintstone : [cries]  Never again will I feel his friendly paw on my shoulder.

  Kitty : [the lion's paw touches Fred's shoulder and he licks Fred] 

  Fred Flintstone : It's him!

  Wilma Flintstone : Well, it isn't Yogi Bear.

  Fred Flintstone : There's only one choice left. I hate to say it it's the zoo for him.

  Kitty : Zoo?

  [Bawls like a human baby] 

  Fred Flintstone : Aww Poor Kitty he's really taking it hard!

• Fred Flintstone : Okay, Wilma, let's settle this once and for all. So I admit he may have a trace of lion blood in him, but I never knew I was married to a lion hater. Why, Wilma, why?

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, don't be silly, Fred. I think he's the sweetest lion I ever met, but it's unfair to him as well as to us. He belongs in a zoo with other lions his own age.

  Fred Flintstone : In a zoo? Why not just send him to Rockatraz Prison?

• [the lion family are watching TV at the Flintstones'] 

  Barney Rubble : Hey, what are you going to do now, Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : How about suicide?

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, Fred, just call the zoo. In the morning, of course.

  Fred Flintstone : I got a feeling it's going to be a loooong night.

• [after Bamm-Bamm breaks out of a solid marble playpen] 

  Betty Rubble : Oh! Good heavens! Bamm-Bamm's broken loose again.

  Wilma Flintstone : Look, he's with the mailman.

  [the mailman holds out his finger to Bamm-Bamm] 

  Mailman : [chuckles]  Cootchie coo!

  Betty Rubble : Oh! Don't do that, please!

  [Bamm-Bamm grabs and squeezes the mailman's finger] 

  Mailman : My, what a strong little grip you have.

  Bamm-Bamm Rubble : [slams the mailman]  Bamm, bamm! Bamm, bamm, bamm!

  Mailman : [in pain]  Oh, boy. I wonder what they're putting in kids' cereals these days.

  Betty Rubble : Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Mailman. Are you all right?

  Mailman : Yeah, I think so. That's a mighty healthy boy you have there. What's his name?

  Betty Rubble : We call him Bamm-Bamm.

  Mailman : [walks away]  Bamm-Bamm. That figures.