- Wilma Flintstone: Say, shouldn't Fred and Barney be home from their fishing trip by now?
- Betty Rubble: Oh, you know how it is. They probably were held up at the fish market on the way home.
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, hiya, Wilma. I got rid of the lion.
- Wilma Flintstone: Uh-huh.
- Fred Flintstone: He's gone forever.
- Wilma Flintstone: He is, huh?
- Fred Flintstone: [cries] Never again will I feel his friendly paw on my shoulder.
- Kitty: [the lion's paw touches Fred's shoulder and he licks Fred]
- Fred Flintstone: It's him!
- Wilma Flintstone: Well, it isn't Yogi Bear.
- Fred Flintstone: There's only one choice left. I hate to say it it's the zoo for him.
- Kitty: Zoo?
- [Bawls like a human baby]
- Fred Flintstone: Aww Poor Kitty he's really taking it hard!
- [the lion, with his new family, drops by to visit the Flintstones]
- Fred Flintstone: [counting the lion cubs] One, two, three, four. Shee! Oh, boy. I knew we shouldn't have missed visiting him.
- Fred Flintstone: Okay, Wilma, let's settle this once and for all. So I admit he may have a trace of lion blood in him, but I never knew I was married to a lion hater. Why, Wilma, why?
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, don't be silly, Fred. I think he's the sweetest lion I ever met, but it's unfair to him as well as to us. He belongs in a zoo with other lions his own age.
- Fred Flintstone: In a zoo? Why not just send him to Rockatraz Prison?
- [the lion family are watching TV at the Flintstones']
- Barney Rubble: Hey, what are you going to do now, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: How about suicide?
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, Fred, just call the zoo. In the morning, of course.
- Fred Flintstone: I got a feeling it's going to be a loooong night.
- [after Bamm-Bamm breaks out of a solid marble playpen]
- Betty Rubble: Oh! Good heavens! Bamm-Bamm's broken loose again.
- Wilma Flintstone: Look, he's with the mailman.
- [the mailman holds out his finger to Bamm-Bamm]
- Mailman: [chuckles] Cootchie coo!
- Betty Rubble: Oh! Don't do that, please!
- [Bamm-Bamm grabs and squeezes the mailman's finger]
- Mailman: My, what a strong little grip you have.
- Bamm-Bamm Rubble: [slams the mailman] Bamm, bamm! Bamm, bamm, bamm!
- Mailman: [in pain] Oh, boy. I wonder what they're putting in kids' cereals these days.
- Betty Rubble: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Mailman. Are you all right?
- Mailman: Yeah, I think so. That's a mighty healthy boy you have there. What's his name?
- Betty Rubble: We call him Bamm-Bamm.
- Mailman: [walks away] Bamm-Bamm. That figures.
- Fred Flintstone: You and your secret fishing hole. It's so secret, even the fish don't know about it. I haven't had a nibble all day.
- [the inside of Fred and Barney's boat shows Barney's half is filled with fish]
- Barney Rubble: That's funny. I almost got my limit and we're using the same bait.
- Fred Flintstone: Yeah, well, my worm mustn't be trying. And maybe if you kept your mouth shut, the fish might bite.
- Barney Rubble: And maybe if the fish kept their mouths shut, they wouldn't be here.
- Fred Flintstone: [chasing a lion cub that stole his fish] You better drop that fish if you don't wanna wind up in a tennis racket!