The Flintstones (TV Series)

Fred Flintstone Woos Again (1961)

Daws Butler: Barney Rubble

Quotes 

• Wilma Flintstone : [reads sign]  Justice of the Peace and Coffee Shop.

  Barney Rubble : [reads another sign]  2nd Ceremony and 2nd Cup Free.

  Fred Flintstone : Coffee must be to keep you awake during the ceremony.

• Betty Rubble : [after the phone rings]  I'll get it.

  Barney Rubble : I'll bet that's Wilma.

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah, ready to apologize.

  Betty Rubble : [on the phone]  Hello?

  [Wilma talks] 

  Betty Rubble : Oh, yes, he's here, Wilma.

  [Wilma talks] 

  Betty Rubble : Okay, I'll tell him.

  [hangs up] 

  Fred Flintstone : Well? Well, what did she say? She's sorry, huh?

  Betty Rubble : She didn't say anything about you, Fred. Wilma wants me to ask Barney if he could use an extra bowling ball.

• Fred Flintstone : What happened, Barney? Why have I got this brontosaurus steak on my face? Where am I?

  Barney Rubble : Uh, in answer to your question, Fred: One, you got clobbered. Two, you got a black eye. And three, you're in my house. How do you feel, Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : Awful. How do I look?

  Barney Rubble : Awful.