The Flintstones (TV Series)

Fred el Terrifico (1964)

Howard Morris: Rockoff, Bird, Official, Proprietor, Joe, Tall Detective, Customs Man

Quotes 

• [as Fred continues to pose as El Terrifico] 

  Wilma Flintstone : That does it.

  [to an airport clerk] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Pardon me. I want to play a little joke. Could you help me?

  [Wilma whispers her trick to the clerk] 

  OfficIal : Ah, no, señorita, I cannot. It is not honest, it is not legal, it is...

  [Wilma offers the clerk money] 

  OfficIal : A pleasure to help such a lovely señorita!

• OfficIal : Ah, El Terrifico.

  Fred Flintstone : No, no, not anymore. From now on, it's just plain old Fred Flintstone, Bedrock, USA.

  [the short detective whispers something to the airport official] 

  OfficIal : Have you anything to declare, señor?

  Fred Flintstone : Only that the best part of a trip is the trip home. I'll see you around.

  OfficIal : [stops Fred]  One moment, señor. I must detain you.

  Fred Flintstone : Why? W-What did I do?

  OfficIal : You did not declare your reward money. That is a serious offense.

  [walks away with Fred] 

  OfficIal : Come with me.

  Fred Flintstone : But I didn't know. I've never traveled in a foreign country before. Wilma! Tell me this is just another joke! Get me out of this!

  Wilma Flintstone : Okay, let's dig up bail for El Terrifico. I've got a dollar.

  Betty Rubble : Here's 50 cents.

  Barney Rubble : And I've got a dime.

  Fred Flintstone : Wilma!

  Wilma Flintstone : Be right with you, Fred! Here's two more nickels.

  Betty Rubble : I might have a little more loose change.

  Barney Rubble : Hey, I think I found a centavo.

  Fred Flintstone : WIIILMA!

• Fred Flintstone : Hey, Wilma, wait!

  OfficIal : Not so fast, senor. Are you not called El Terrifico?

  Fred Flintstone : Well, uh, yeah, why?

  OfficIal : You are wanted in 17 states. Come with me.

  Fred Flintstone : Hey, let go! I was just kidding! Wilma, tell him who I am!

  Wilma Flintstone : I believe you said you were El Terrifico, sir.

  Fred Flintstone : What do you mean sir? I'm your husband! Wilma, come back here!

  OfficIal : You match the description of El Terrifico. He's got mustache like yours.

  Fred Flintstone : What mustache? That's dirt! I'm plain old Fred Flintstone from Bedrock! WILMA!