The Flintstones (TV Series)
Fred's New Boss (1962)
Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone
Quotes
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Wilma Flintstone : Oh, Fred.
Fred Flintstone : Yeah? What is it, Wilma?
Wilma Flintstone : This ball they gave me is no good. It's full of holes.
Fred Flintstone : Full of holes? Those holes are supposed to be in it. You put your fingers in them, you numskull!
Wilma Flintstone : Fred Flintstone!
[drops the bowling ball]
Fred Flintstone : Ow! You dropped that ball on my foot, you dimwit!
Wilma Flintstone : Fred! I won't have you calling me names! I went out with you to be a companion to you, but I won't stand for that stuff.
Fred Flintstone : [chuckles] I didn't mean anything, Wilma. It's just that when a guy's out with his buddy, he might call him names in fun.
Wilma Flintstone : That's the buddy system, huh?
Fred Flintstone : Yeah. Ah, some of the names I used to call Barney. Ha, ha! Oh, boy, but Barney never got mad.
Wilma Flintstone : Okay, I get the idea. You were going to teach me to bowl.
[pats Fred's stomach]
Wilma Flintstone : Okay, fat stuff.
Fred Flintstone : Fat stuff?
Wilma Flintstone : Don't get mad... buddy.
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Fred Flintstone : Okay, now do like I told you. Try to let go of it this time. That's it! Let go of it!
[Wilma bowls]
Fred Flintstone : No! No!
Wilma Flintstone : Fred! I knocked all the pins down!
Fred Flintstone : [points to a man next to him] Yeah, you did, but on HIS alley. Now, watch closely and I'll show you how it's done.
[Fred bowls, but his ball also knocks down all the pins in the other man's alley]
Man : First game, huh?