The Flintstones (TV Series)
Fred's New Job (1963)
Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone
Quotes
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Wilma Flintstone : Fred, can't you get up without making all that noise?
Fred Flintstone : It's that pesty gooney bird, he's back again! Why can't he fly back to Capistranorock or wherever else he belongs? What a thing to look forward to all summer!
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Fred Flintstone : Wilma!
Wilma Flintstone : Hello, Fred. Fred, where are you?
Fred Flintstone : [flies home in his bird costume] Here, Wilma. I got a big fat raise. Now we can get everything we need for the baby.
Wilma Flintstone : Oh, Fred, I'm so proud of you. I must tell Betty the good news.
[Wilma rushes inside and calls Betty on the phone]
Wilma Flintstone : Hello, Betty? Oh, I just had to call and tell you that Fred got his raise. Yes, he just flew home and told me.
[realizes what she just said]
Wilma Flintstone : FLEW HOME? I'll call you back, Betty.
[Wilma runs back outside]
Wilma Flintstone : Fred, what are you doing flying around in a bird suit?
Fred Flintstone : Wilma, I thought you'd never ask. Come inside, sweetheart. Sit down. It's a long story, and, in spots, kind of hard to believe.
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Fred Flintstone : I don't get it. A guy wants to fix his own breakfast and the whole world becomes unglued. No more sleeping for you in the morning, Wilma. I have cooked my last breakfast.
Wilma Flintstone : Amen.
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Wilma Flintstone : I've been gradually picking up a few things for the baby, Betty.
Betty Rubble : Oh, let me see, Wilma.
Wilma Flintstone : How about that? Genuine ocelot panties.
Betty Rubble : [gasps in delight] Darling, Wilma.
Wilma Flintstone : A bearskin pullover for cold mornings.
Betty Rubble : Oh, isn't that cute?
Wilma Flintstone : Sheepskin booties.
Betty Rubble : They're lovely.
Wilma Flintstone : A saber-toothed-tiger skin blanket.
Betty Rubble : Mmm, that'll keep him warm.
Wilma Flintstone : Let's go in the baby's room, Betty, and look at the stuffed toys Fred made.
[Wilma shows a bunch of gigantic toys in the baby's room]
Wilma Flintstone : He likes them life-sized.
Betty Rubble : [giggles] Isn't that just like Fred?
Wilma Flintstone : Mm. I haven't the heart to tell him they have to go.