The Flintstones (TV Series)
Feudin' and Fussin' (1962)
Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble
Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : You're not responsible for the things you do. I guess it's because you're, uh... uh...
Barney Rubble : Absent-minded? Unthinking? Stupid? Silly?
Fred Flintstone : Back up. You just passed it.
Barney Rubble : Oh, uh, stupid? Hey, that's not very nice, is it? Uh, say you're sorry.
Fred Flintstone : Okay. I'm sorry you're stupid.
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Betty Rubble : Barney Rubble, are you a man or a mouse?
Barney Rubble : Oh, that's a silly question. Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!
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[after watching Fred beat himself at gin rummy]
Wilma Flintstone : That's the third hand he's won in a row.
Barney Rubble : So what kind of winning is that? Beating yourself?
Wilma Flintstone : For Fred, winning is all that counts.
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Elephant : Just can't wait 'til they invent the faucet.
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Barney Rubble : [about Fred] I kinda miss him talking to me, even if it's only an insult.
Wilma Flintstone : You just hold out, Barney. He's got to learn that people have feelings.
Barney Rubble : It used to be nice riding in together and the daily gin rummy games.
Wilma Flintstone : He still has those.
Barney Rubble , Betty Rubble : With who?
Wilma Flintstone : With who? With his greatest admirer: himself.
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Sam : [about Mr. Yippie-Aye-O'Rock] Oh, my. He's a cinch to buy the place.
Barney Rubble : At 20,000?
Betty Rubble : Rich Texans like to overpay.
Barney Rubble : But how do you know he's rich?
Betty Rubble : Everybody in Texas is rich, Barney.
Sam : It's some kind of Texas law.