The Flintstones (TV Series)

Groom Gloom (1963)

Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Dino

Quotes 

• [in his dream, the elderly Fred rushes into a church, hoping to find Arnold and Pebbles] 

  Fred Flintstone : Stop the music! Hold the presses! I demand this wedding be stopped!

  [Fred discovers that the bride and groom are an aged Betty and Barney] 

  Fred Flintstone : Uh, Betty? Barney? Well, what are you doing here?

  Barney Rubble : You tell us, it's your dream.

  Betty Rubble : We're getting married, that's what we're doing.

  Fred Flintstone : But you're already married. You got married 25 years ago.

  Barney Rubble : Well, you can't expect us to remember everything that happened 25 years ago.

• Fred Flintstone : All right, Arnold, if you're here to deliver the paper, let's have it.

  Arnold : Yes, sir.

  [Arnold tosses the paper which hits Fred in the head] 

  Fred Flintstone : Oof! Why, you...

  Barney Rubble : Oh, hold it, Fred. You said, "Let's have it."

  Arnold : I'm sorry, Mr. Flintstone.

  Fred Flintstone : [mimics Arnold]  "I'm sorry, Mr. Flintstone. I'm sorry, Mr. Flintstone."

• [Arnold and Fred are about to play table tennis] 

  Arnold : Ready, Mr. Flintstone?

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah.

  [Arnold serves the ball and it swiftly passes Fred] 

  Barney Rubble : One to nothing.

  Fred Flintstone : Wait a minute, Barney! I wasn't ready!

  Barney Rubble : But Arnold asked you if you was ready and you said, "Yeah."

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah, I said, "Yeah," but I didn't mean, "Yeah, I was ready." I meant, "Yeah, I'm getting... ready to be ready."