The Flintstones (TV Series)

Glue for Two (1963)

Bea Benaderet: Betty Rubble, Nurse

Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : H-H-He just tried to f-freeze me to death in a c-c-cold shower.

  Barney Rubble : But I always take a cold shower in the morning.

  Betty Rubble : That's right, he does.

  Fred Flintstone : [yelling]  YEAH, BUT I DON'T!

• [Fred and Barney, still stuck to the bowling ball, enter the doctor's office] 

  Nurse : The bowling alley is down the street, gentlemen. This is a doctor's office.

  Fred Flintstone : [sarcastically]  Very funny. You ought to be on TV. Look, can the doctor remove a bowling ball?

  Nurse : Well, he's really more of a golfer.

• Wilma Flintstone : Honestly, you two amaze me. Who else could get themselves glued to a bowling ball?

  Betty Rubble : I always knew our husbands were close, but this is too much.

  Barney Rubble : Yeah, we're like two peas in a pod. Heh-heh! There's an inseparable bond that binds us together.

  [Barney laughs and Fred hits him on the head with the bowling ball] 

  Betty Rubble : Fred Flintstone, how dare you?

  Fred Flintstone : Well, he keeps asking for it.