The Flintstones (TV Series)

Hawaiian Escapade (1962)

Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone

Quotes 

• Wilma Flintstone : [about Larry Lava]  What a man!

  [giggles] 

  Betty Rubble : Golly. I'd like to see Barney and Fred do that.

  Wilma Flintstone : Barney and Fred who?

• Betty Rubble : Oh, uh, Wilma, Barney got some beautiful pictures of you and Fred and the dinosaur. You want to come over later and see them?

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, oh, oh, honey, no, thanks. If there is one subject we never mention in this house... you just mentioned it.

• Betty Rubble : I'll never wash this hand again. It accidentally touched Larry Lava.

  Wilma Flintstone : [giggles]  How did it feel?

  Betty Rubble : Like a star!

• [when Fred is ordered to wrestle a dinosaur] 

  Wilma Flintstone : I get it, Betty. It's our letter. They're making Fred do everything we said he could do, that he can't.

  Barney Rubble : So far, Fred's doing all the work. Some he-man, that Larry Lava.

  Betty Rubble : Yeah, I may wash my hand after all.

• Wilma Flintstone : [on the phone]  I'm terribly sorry, but that's just the way it is.

  Fred Flintstone : [from outside]  On the telephone. That's the last straw.

  Wilma Flintstone : We appreciate the trip to Hawaii, Mr. Crater.

  Fred Flintstone : She's talking to that sponsor.

  Wilma Flintstone : I'm terribly flattered that you want to build a show around me.

  Fred Flintstone : [enters the house]  Build a show around Wilma?

  Wilma Flintstone : Of course. I'm honored that you and Mr. Goldrock think you could make me a star.

  Fred Flintstone : Wilma, they're trying to take you from me!

  Wilma Flintstone : No, no. The way I look at it, I am a star. I'm Mrs. Fred Flintstone and that's good enough billing for me. Heh, heh. No, you'll just have to find yourself another girl with spunk and fire. Fire! Oh, my gosh! The steaks! Uh, goodbye, Mr. Crater. Happy ratings.

  [Wilma rushes to the door only to find Fred already standing there with the burnt steak] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, Fred, I did it again. I burned your steak.

  Fred Flintstone : Yes, Wilma, and you know what I'm going to do about it?

  Wilma Flintstone : What?

  Fred Flintstone : [chuckles]  I'm gonna take you out and buy you the biggest dinner you ever had, you living doll, you!

  [Fred carries Wilma outside] 

  Wilma Flintstone : [giggles]  Oh, Fred, I should burn your steaks more often!

  Fred Flintstone : Burn steaks, fight dinosaurs. Do anything you want, Wilma. As long as you're Mrs. Fred Flintstone, it's okay with me!