The Flintstones (TV Series)

High School Fred (1962)

Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Dino

Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : [exhausted]  Oh, boy. I made it.

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred, what happened? I was so worried.

  [Fred mumbles] 

  Wilma Flintstone : You poor dear. You better sit down. Dinner's all ready.

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, I'm not hungry, Wilma. I want to go to bed.

  Barney Rubble : Hey, did you hear that, Betty?

  Betty Rubble : Fred said he wasn't hungry!

  Barney Rubble : Oh, I wish we had a tape recorder. Nobody will believe me.

• Barney Rubble : Wilma married to a high school boy!

• Barney Rubble : Who'd have thunk it? Fred, an overage teenager!

• Barney Rubble : Yay, Fred! Attaboy! Good old Fred!

  Betty Rubble : Fred?

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred who?

  Students : [cheering]  Flintstone! Flintstone! Ra! Ra! Flintstone!

  Betty Rubble : Well, that answers your question.

  Wilma Flintstone : Barney, how come Fred's down there playing football?

  Barney Rubble : Well, uh, uh, it's a long story, Wilma.

  Wilma Flintstone : I've got the time.

  Betty Rubble : So have I.

  Barney Rubble : Well, it's like this: Fred's boss called him in the other day and he says, ''I've got an efficiency... ''

  [later] 

  Barney Rubble : So you see, Fred did it to save his job.

  Betty Rubble : Well, in a case like this, Wilma, there's only one thing to do.

  Wilma Flintstone : Right. Let's do it.

  Barney Rubble , Betty Rubble , Wilma Flintstone : [cheering]  Flintstone! Flintstone! Ra! Ra! Flintstone! Yay, Freddie! Ra! Ra! Ra!

• [Fred, in uniform, enters the high school football field with the other players] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Look at the size of that kid!

  Barney Rubble : Oh, no!

  Betty Rubble : Oh, he's a lot bigger than the other kids.

  Barney Rubble : [to himself]  And a lot older, too.

• [while at the Malt Shop with several high school students, Fred had just finished 49 malts] 

  Fred Flintstone : I, uh, could have made 50 if I hadn't eaten those 10 brontoburgers.

  Barney Rubble : Oh, that's gonna spoil your dinner tonight, Fred.

  Fred Flintstone : It spoils my dinner every night, Barney. BARNEY! W-What are you doing here?

  Barney Rubble : That's my question, Fred.

• Rocky : Hey, here comes that Mr. Flintstone the principal told us about.

  Crystal : Yeah, and he asked us to treat him like any other new student.

  Sandy : Well, he's got his own car. That's the kind of new student we like.

• [Fred comes home in pain] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Hi, Fred. Tough day at executive school today?

  Fred Flintstone : I'll say. It was one of the toughest ones yet. I'm bushed!

  Wilma Flintstone : Here, Fred. 7, 16, 14, lateral hold! I'll tackle!

  [throws a vase] 

  Fred Flintstone : Gotcha!

  [thinking he's in another football game, Fred catches the vase and heads back out the door] 

  Wilma Flintstone , Betty Rubble , Barney Rubble : Flintstone! Flintstone! Ra! Ra! Ra! Yay, Freddie!

  Fred Flintstone : [returns]  You know?

  Wilma Flintstone : Yes, Fred, and you're wonderful!

  Fred Flintstone : [chuckles]  In that case, you're all invited to my graduation.