The Flintstones (TV Series)

High School Fred (1962)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

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Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : [exhausted]  Oh, boy. I made it.

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred, what happened? I was so worried.

  [Fred mumbles] 

  Wilma Flintstone : You poor dear. You better sit down. Dinner's all ready.

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, I'm not hungry, Wilma. I want to go to bed.

  Barney Rubble : Hey, did you hear that, Betty?

  Betty Rubble : Fred said he wasn't hungry!

  Barney Rubble : Oh, I wish we had a tape recorder. Nobody will believe me.

• [while at the Malt Shop with several high school students, Fred had just finished 49 malts] 

  Fred Flintstone : I, uh, could have made 50 if I hadn't eaten those 10 brontoburgers.

  Barney Rubble : Oh, that's gonna spoil your dinner tonight, Fred.

  Fred Flintstone : It spoils my dinner every night, Barney. BARNEY! W-What are you doing here?

  Barney Rubble : That's my question, Fred.

• [at Fred's graduation] 

  Principal : As our most, uh, uh, senior graduate, would you say a few words, Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : Be glad to, sir. Fellow students, these two weeks have convinced me that high school is for the young because only the young can take it.

  [rubs his back] 

  Fred Flintstone : And I'm not kidding. Oooh! My aching back!

• [Fred comes home in pain] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Hi, Fred. Tough day at executive school today?

  Fred Flintstone : I'll say. It was one of the toughest ones yet. I'm bushed!

  Wilma Flintstone : Here, Fred. 7, 16, 14, lateral hold! I'll tackle!

  [throws a vase] 

  Fred Flintstone : Gotcha!

  [thinking he's in another football game, Fred catches the vase and heads back out the door] 

  Wilma Flintstone , Betty Rubble , Barney Rubble : Flintstone! Flintstone! Ra! Ra! Ra! Yay, Freddie!

  Fred Flintstone : [returns]  You know?

  Wilma Flintstone : Yes, Fred, and you're wonderful!

  Fred Flintstone : [chuckles]  In that case, you're all invited to my graduation.

• Principal : Well, Coach, how does the big football game this afternoon shape up?

  Coach : Terrible, terrible! We're gonna get clobbered! If we only had one man that had weight and power.

  [as the coach is about to exit the principal's office, Fred enters, slamming the door against the coach, knocking him down] 

  Fred Flintstone : Oops. I'm sorry.

  Coach : Why don't you look where you're going, you big lummox!

  Principal : Tut, tut. No calling the students names, you know.

  Coach : THIS is a student?

  Fred Flintstone : Freddie Flintstone, sir.

  Coach : Come on, son! Let's talk things over down on the football field!