The Flintstones (TV Series)
Impractical Joker (1962)
Bea Benaderet: Betty Rubble
Quotes
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Wilma Flintstone : Fred, Betty wants to know what Barney is fooling around with down in his basement.
Fred Flintstone : Fooling around with? He's fooling around with a 20-year stretch on the big rock.
Wilma Flintstone : But, Fred, what could he be doing?
Fred Flintstone : He could be playing with a model train set, but he isn't. He is making money.
Wilma Flintstone , Betty Rubble : Oh, that's good!
Fred Flintstone : Phony money!
Wilma Flintstone , Betty Rubble : Oh, that's bad!
Fred Flintstone : Betty, I hate to tell you this, but your husband is a counterfeiter.
Wilma Flintstone : A counterfeiter?
Betty Rubble : I don't believe it.
Fred Flintstone : Well, you'll believe it when the unmentionables raid your house and drag him off in the paddy wagon.
Betty Rubble : I think I'll go over and speak to Barney.
Fred Flintstone : Be careful! Just speaking to him could get you a five-year stretch!
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Man : Mr. Rubble? Mr. Barney Rubble?
Barney Rubble : Yeah, that's right.
Man : Are you the Barney Rubble who sent in a jingle in the Sudsy Wudsy Soap Contest?
Barney Rubble : I'm the Barney Rubble who enters all the contests, sends in box tops, slogans, 25 words or less, how many faces can you find in this picture? Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Betty Rubble : He's also the Barney Rubble who never wins anything.